1 00:00:03,420 --> 00:00:05,255 ♪ Touché away ♪ 2 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:08,091 [theme song] 3 00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:12,012 ♪ Touché away ♪ 4 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:18,893 ♪ Touché away ♪ 5 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,441 ♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪ 6 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:31,073 [intro music] 7 00:00:32,824 --> 00:00:35,619 ♪♪ 8 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,746 [male 1] Unhand me, you knave 9 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,498 I'm king around here! 10 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:41,290 [thudding] 11 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:45,045 And don't you forget it! 12 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:48,090 I'll have your head for this, you sneaky sorcerer! 13 00:00:48,215 --> 00:00:52,970 [chuckles] And I'll have your kingdom, you has-been king, you! 14 00:00:53,095 --> 00:00:55,138 Try this hex on for size. 15 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:56,223 [zap] 16 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:59,268 Doggone him and his hexes. 17 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,019 He shrunk me. 18 00:01:01,144 --> 00:01:03,021 [laughing] 19 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,648 Go ahead and laugh. 20 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:07,441 I'll have my kingdom back before you can say... 21 00:01:08,652 --> 00:01:09,694 [rattles] 22 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,408 Touché Turtle? 23 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:16,868 Gee, a compact king. 24 00:01:16,994 --> 00:01:19,288 You gotta watch those diets, Your Majesty. 25 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:21,706 I think you went a little too far with this one. 26 00:01:21,831 --> 00:01:23,875 Oh, pish tosh, a temporary hex 27 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:27,837 which will be removed when I am restored to my rightful throne. 28 00:01:27,962 --> 00:01:31,090 Get rid of that mad sorcerer who has seized my castle 29 00:01:31,215 --> 00:01:33,385 and you can name your own reward. 30 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:34,886 Very well, sire. 31 00:01:35,012 --> 00:01:38,640 I go to do my bit for king and country. 32 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,226 Touché away! 33 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:44,229 I say, what's say we show a little more respect 34 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,315 for the king around here? 35 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,192 - Duh... - Oh, no! 36 00:01:49,318 --> 00:01:51,903 Duh, touché away! 37 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:57,159 And that goes for you too, peasant. 38 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,162 [laughing] 39 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:03,206 And now to triple the exorbitant taxes. 40 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,292 [knocking on door] 41 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,753 Well, what is it? 42 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:11,006 Pardon me, sir, but are you the mad sorcerer 43 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,799 who put a hex on the king? 44 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:14,008 Hex-actly. 45 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:15,844 And here's a hex for you. 46 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:17,929 [zap] 47 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,556 [Dum Dum] Duh, remind me 48 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:23,268 never to eat another can of dog food, Touché. 49 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:26,980 [Touché] And that goes for turtle soup too, Dum Dum. 50 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,274 However, my trusty sword 51 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,568 will have us unhexed in a jiffy. 52 00:02:33,195 --> 00:02:34,988 Hold it steady, Dum Dum. 53 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:37,616 So, they escaped my hex, eh? 54 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:40,661 Well, this'll keep them on their toes. 55 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:44,873 Duh, Touché, there's something tickling my feet. 56 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:48,710 [Touché] Never mind your feet, just hold the ladder still. 57 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,796 Hey, you're moving! 58 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,339 No, I'm not. 59 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,591 But everything else is though. 60 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:57,594 Probably not the best way to get in anyway. 61 00:02:58,428 --> 00:02:59,721 [thudding] 62 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,600 Now, remember what I told you to say, Dum Dum. 63 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,560 [stammering] Right, Touché. 64 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,229 [knocking on door] 65 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:11,191 A little token from your loyal subjects, oh noble sire, sir. 66 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,776 Ah-ha! The tax money! 67 00:03:13,901 --> 00:03:17,114 Well, don't just stand there and let the silver tarnish. 68 00:03:17,239 --> 00:03:18,365 Bring it in! 69 00:03:19,782 --> 00:03:21,618 They shouldn't have gone to all this trouble 70 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,913 but, uh, I do like surprises. 71 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,206 Surprise! 72 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:29,793 But not this kind, you pest on a half shell. 73 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:32,671 And don't point, it's not polite. 74 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,047 [zap] 75 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,884 Aw! And my best sword, too. 76 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:41,430 What this surprise party needs is a little excitement. 77 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,223 [zap] 78 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,517 And if we're going to have a bang-up party 79 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:48,019 we gotta have fireworks, right? 80 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,605 [boom] 81 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:52,441 Boy, this surprise party 82 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,526 sure turned out to be a big bust. 83 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:59,489 And now I'll end the party with a hex that'll last forever. 84 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:02,617 Duh this is it, Touché ol' pal. 85 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:07,414 Fear not, Dum Dum, I still have a secret weapon. 86 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:08,331 [zap] 87 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:11,042 Oh, no! Not a mirror! 88 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:14,379 Might have expected something like this 89 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,923 from a couple of wise guy heroes. 90 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:18,300 Now if you'll excuse me 91 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,010 I gotta see if the Rat Pack 92 00:04:20,135 --> 00:04:22,471 is looking for a sneaky-type leader. 93 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,515 Great job, Touché! 94 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:29,019 The sorcerer's gone and I even have his hexing wand. 95 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:30,479 So, name your reward. 96 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:32,981 Anything I have is yours. 97 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:36,067 - Duh, anything? - Yes, anything. 98 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:40,113 Duh well, I'd like to be king of this here kingdom. 99 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,948 King of my kingdom? 100 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:44,367 What are you, a couple of trouble makers? 101 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:45,452 [zap] 102 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,162 Here we go again. 103 00:04:49,915 --> 00:04:51,916 Every time you open your mouth 104 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:54,377 you put both our feet in it, Dum Dum. 105 00:04:54,503 --> 00:04:56,004 I'm sorry, Touché. 106 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:59,508 But he did say that we could ask for anything. 107 00:05:02,260 --> 00:05:05,263 [ending theme]